Friday, March 4, 2022

DARCELLE XV

Only a few roses remain in Portland, leaves of a certain vibrant color. Some say you haven't lived if you haven't put a dollar into the G-string of a 91-year-old drag queen dressed as a cowboy in butt-less leather chaps. That's the motto of Darcelle XV, the world's oldest working female impersonator, known as the "unofficial welcome wagon to Portland." With her towering wigs, hand-sewn frocks, huge jewels and a flamboyant persona modelled on B-list French actress from the 1950's, thousands have flocked to her cabaret club for over 60 years, Darcelle XV. She is the actual title holder of the world's oldest working queen when she took that title several years ago at 89. But she is also distinguished from all the other queens in that she has worked and owned her own club since the 60's, the fabulous, Darcelle XV Showroom, situated just north of downtown, very near the river. A bevy of talent and stunning beauties. A modern-day Jewel Box Revue of sorts.  Darcelle is the author of two books about her long and accomplished life, one of which I have read, Just Call Me Darcelle. In the book she writes a lot about how careful and long it took her to maintain a careful partition between Darcelle and Walter, her given name. She kept them apart for years, but over time, they had integrated, and merged into one. Yet despite the apparent unity, she still insists on the possibility of multiplicity: "Don't build a fence around me. I'm not one person, none of us are. We fought to do away with labels; now there is a label for everything." Amen! Having lived through WWII, the Persian Gulf War, racial tensions, the Compton and Stonewall Riots, losing many friends, co-workers and family to the AIDS epidemic, The COVID pandemic, and the riots that took the streets of the BLM movement in Portland... I'm here to tell you this queen is a testament of life, the wealth of storytelling and lesson to learn from her are a treasure. She is the definition of survival of the fittest. How many queens can say they have had a career span this long, doing weekly shows?!?!?

For her, the freedoms struggled for the gay liberation movement were bound up in this possibility of radically remaking any aspect of one's life or identify. And I adore her for that. There's a quote in her book I read that I love. "If you're not happy-with your friends, family, job, self-move on! Someone once asked me my pronouns, I said, FUCK YOU! I don't care what you call me, as long as you're calling me...." And that checks clear. Amen sister!!!! Now all rise for Darcelle!!!

Wednesday, March 2, 2022

SOLIDARITY WITH UKRAINE

Tonight, as an expression of peace and freedom in the Ukraine, I present some of my favorite classical pieces from Ukraine composers and a piece by Oksana Lyniv with the Youth Orchestra of Ukraine, that always moves me.



Mykhailo Kalachevsky


Vladmir Horowitz 


Mykola Lysenko


Boris Lyatoshinsky


Oksana Lyniv, conducting the Youth Orchestra of Ukraine.

CONDOMS....

...AND THREE GOOD REASONS TO WEAR ONE.

Tuesday, March 1, 2022

FASTNACHTS

 
While this day is not really a holiday, it always gives me fond memories of both grandmothers. Today is Fat Tuesday or as we call it Fastnacht Day!!! A Fastnacht is a fluffy pastry similar in texture to a donut but does not have a hole and is not filled with any fillings. Most Fastnacht's are plain, sugar or powdered and are of a rectangular shape. So if you imbibe today and it has a hole, it's not a true Fastnacht. Although a true Pennsylvania Dutch person will tell you they are served best warm and plain. The exact history of the Fastnacht seem to be a great debate, but Fat Tuesday is one day before the beginning of the forty days of the Lenten season that will lead up to Easter in the Christian tradition. There are many ingredients in them, including flour, fat, eggs, and lots of butter. Most of these items are given up for lent, and during this time, aren't consumed. The problem came about what to do with all these contents in the meantime before they spoil? So, the good people in Central and Eastern PA, where this day seems to be the most popular in the country, make tons of Fastnacht's to gorge the family on before fasting.


Every year since I was in my 20's, I can't help but think of the Mistress's maternal grandmother who was always in the kitchen this day making and frying tons of these things for the ladies' church function that they would have that day. Plus, she made extra generally for the whole neighborhood and our family. I can still smell them. In the later years, they took the Fastnacht making to the church kitchen, and would sell them four to a bag. So even though she is gone, I always have to partake in at least one... or four Fastnacht's for the day.


I also get excited because right around this time, you know that spring and Easter will herald weather and earthly changes taking us from winter into spring. Once I got back up to Harrisburg yesterday, I was right off to Oak Grove Farms for our box of Fastnacht's and a couple boxes for the shop for customers!!!! 
Come Wednesday, I may need larger jeans. 
Can my ass get bigger?