tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post6452077736382702322..comments2024-03-29T04:00:34.153-04:00Comments on A DAY WITH THE MISTRESS BORGHESE: THE FREAKIN'GREEN ELF SHORTS COMPETITIONMistress Maddiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02098940220513091207noreply@blogger.comBlogger61125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post-13282799718042441152022-11-25T00:53:48.880-05:002022-11-25T00:53:48.880-05:00Don't screw with me henny, I have a heel, a bo...Don't screw with me henny, I have a heel, a bottle in my hand, and am wearing Freakin Green Elf Shorts!!!Fatsissyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18070716048759031993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post-47475000263697887002022-11-24T13:41:03.144-05:002022-11-24T13:41:03.144-05:00Good one Ms Deedles, lmao!!!!Good one Ms Deedles, lmao!!!!Mahogany Empresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14939076151753969645noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post-58008531719202909842022-11-24T13:40:23.108-05:002022-11-24T13:40:23.108-05:00The Mistress...when she's had too much gin and...The Mistress...when she's had too much gin and turkey.Mahogany Empresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14939076151753969645noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post-91559205652475793752022-11-23T16:24:41.439-05:002022-11-23T16:24:41.439-05:00Sadly, I have not met him in person, but I have a ...Sadly, I have not met him in person, but I have a vivid imagination.Janie Junebughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10573607241326291404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post-90112155246286471812022-11-22T17:32:23.923-05:002022-11-22T17:32:23.923-05:0014 inch one.oh...i see you have met Maddie then?14 inch one.oh...i see you have met Maddie then?Anitia Moorecockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03631025256092261984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post-86880421085268153332022-11-21T12:43:09.446-05:002022-11-21T12:43:09.446-05:00All right, here's my entry:
There once was a ...All right, here's my entry: <br />There once was a fellow named Maddie<br />And if you were a fine pool boy he'd have ye<br />And when he was done<br />In his tacky green elf shorts he'd tuck away his 14 inch one<br />And that was fun for our Maddie!<br />Janie Junebughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10573607241326291404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post-5973536925566944552022-11-21T12:10:23.930-05:002022-11-21T12:10:23.930-05:00Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!Mistress Maddiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02098940220513091207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post-32082282903796734392022-11-21T10:38:14.688-05:002022-11-21T10:38:14.688-05:00Ariel, the gin and regret years.Ariel, the gin and regret years.Deedleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17220174067034720943noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post-79820714925732249782022-11-21T01:13:17.908-05:002022-11-21T01:13:17.908-05:00HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HAAgnes Goldberg-DeWoofshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04844026602594610700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post-63822358802453683532022-11-21T01:12:42.821-05:002022-11-21T01:12:42.821-05:00They'd slide right down my legs! Im dwindling....They'd slide right down my legs! Im dwindling.Agnes Goldberg-DeWoofshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04844026602594610700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post-45571884535854649442022-11-21T01:11:18.842-05:002022-11-21T01:11:18.842-05:00I just had to come back and read some of these. Wh...I just had to come back and read some of these. What a crack up!!!!<br /><br />"If you can't stand the Freakin Green Elf Shorts, then sit down. With a gin of course."Agnes Goldberg-DeWoofshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04844026602594610700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post-20785227916884368992022-11-20T20:40:34.214-05:002022-11-20T20:40:34.214-05:00yes yes yes !yes yes yes !Ur-spohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04237644452200889946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post-24689976678729862132022-11-20T18:52:48.711-05:002022-11-20T18:52:48.711-05:00Try crisco, the Mistress did!Try crisco, the Mistress did!Anitia Moorecockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03631025256092261984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post-5442676942946011952022-11-20T18:51:51.446-05:002022-11-20T18:51:51.446-05:00good one. we shutter thinking about that.good one. we shutter thinking about that.Anitia Moorecockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03631025256092261984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post-43179890657059467232022-11-20T18:50:45.900-05:002022-11-20T18:50:45.900-05:00LMAO!LMAO!Anitia Moorecockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03631025256092261984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post-15071597510717423192022-11-20T18:48:44.159-05:002022-11-20T18:48:44.159-05:00Is that a snake in your shirt, or were you just ha...Is that a snake in your shirt, or were you just happy to see us?Jacoby McGintyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04693623698667124910noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post-21926925108721704772022-11-20T12:13:45.246-05:002022-11-20T12:13:45.246-05:00What did I just sit on? Cali Boi?What did I just sit on? Cali Boi?Cooper Lotterbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07229684503346670206noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post-34160800461088081842022-11-20T00:40:42.710-05:002022-11-20T00:40:42.710-05:00Ass 10, tits, 3!Ass 10, tits, 3!Mistress Maddie #1 Fanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02502981912505401903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post-2241815070088361162022-11-19T16:58:42.014-05:002022-11-19T16:58:42.014-05:00I think someone should put that freakin' elf b...I think someone should put that freakin' elf back on his shelf before any more bells are crushed. [do not enter]dinahmowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00052642938090553088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post-47268157993186125402022-11-19T15:53:47.101-05:002022-11-19T15:53:47.101-05:00Hiya, Lurkster! Don't do me any favors! I don&...Hiya, Lurkster! Don't do me any favors! I don't blog and don't have the wit so I'm safe from somewhat skanky shorts. Deedleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17220174067034720943noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post-45728425350148263612022-11-19T14:49:43.120-05:002022-11-19T14:49:43.120-05:00A good one!A good one!Agnes Goldberg-DeWoofshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04844026602594610700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post-73629580050071097852022-11-19T14:36:24.696-05:002022-11-19T14:36:24.696-05:00"Would you prefer some gin, or a nice pump?&q..."Would you prefer some gin, or a nice pump?" (not an entry, although if I won I suppose you could award the prize to Deedles.)Old Lurkerhttps://oldlurker974.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post-81319629530513113242022-11-19T11:52:53.494-05:002022-11-19T11:52:53.494-05:00Those pictures are a hoot! Look at those gams! And...Those pictures are a hoot! Look at those gams! And the gloves never cease to crack me up.<br /><br />Hello I'm the Happiness Elf. I've sprinkled happy dust on you, now smile damn it. This shit is expensive.<br />Do not enter for shorts. I couldn't take all the excitement.Agnes Goldberg-DeWoofshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04844026602594610700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post-9581182519454798672022-11-19T11:49:00.755-05:002022-11-19T11:49:00.755-05:00All you need is faith, gin, pixie dust, and Freaki...All you need is faith, gin, pixie dust, and Freakin"Green Elf Shorts.Dame Micauxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03117354541931050632noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post-90066158009544365342022-11-19T09:24:16.123-05:002022-11-19T09:24:16.123-05:00After Peter Pan was filmed, Tinkerbell really hits...After Peter Pan was filmed, Tinkerbell really hits Skid Row.Jacoby McGintyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04693623698667124910noreply@blogger.com