The Garden Murderess has struck again!
The morning started out with Sophie Lucille not only eating another bird, but later she caught and killed a fallen from the nest baby squirrel, which she ripped to shreds before I could get if from her. The scene was grisly.
The murderess is currently in confinement.
Good doggie! Have another squirrel. Jx
ReplyDeleteJonathan!!!!!! Please do not encourage her, lol!!!!
DeleteI'm with Jon; American squirrels murdered most of our peaceful red squirrels and then some idiot introduces American black squirrels, in an attempt to kill off the few remaining reds?
DeletePerhaps some counseling is required. She seems to be exhibiting some feline characteristics and should be corrected before she asks where her litterbox is and wants to eat Meow Mix in place of her regular kibble. If you start hearing Sophie Lucille purring, it's too late. Good luck.
ReplyDeleteFeline? She can't stand them either. She has chased a few of them from the grounds too.
DeleteHOLY MOLEY!! That sweet innocent face is a murderer???? Saw it ain't so, sweetpea! xoxo
ReplyDeleteOh Savy, don't talk about, I'm trying to forget the whole ordeal......
DeleteAdorable, butter-wouldn't-melt faces like Sophie Lucille's don't fool me anymore. Not since having a Bitey, anyway. It must be the day for it as, unbelievably, Bitey caught a sea gull! And it was almost as big as him!
ReplyDeleteA seagull!?!?!?!? They are huge! I'm only surprised it didn't take off with Bitey in tow!!! Sophie Lucille meanwhile is still awaiting judgement.
DeleteMisplaced aggression. You and the houseboys are too big to eat/rip to shreds. I agree with Milleson ... counseling is required.
ReplyDeleteSophie snuck her nose up at counseling.
DeleteOh, my! I do believe that Sophie is trans-species.
ReplyDeleteThis doesn't help my relationship with the squirrel's species now in my bid to overtake the Dump and his minions. I was depending on their mischief and havoc.
DeleteLooks like Sophie is worth more than her weight in squirrels when it comes to havoc at least. She seems a bit too bloodthirsty to qualify for the mischief part. All in all, a perfect ally for overtaking anything that needs overtaking. Silver linings Mads.
DeleteNow Sophie is a Cockapoo. A cocker Spaniel and a poodle. I assume this killing side is from the cocker side of things...unless a crazed, psycho Poodle was her mother, lol!
DeleteMy family had one of those when I was a teen. Her name was Pixie. She was the terror of the neighborhood. I remember her chasing the neighbor's Great Dane down the street. It was like watching a skate chase a bus! That poor gentle giant of a dog was terrified. Mybe it's the combined DNA. Maybe cocks and poos should just stick to their own kind. Nah!
DeleteWell you may be right....I know poodles can get bitchy .
DeleteCan confirm poodles can be hunting mad. We have a mini here who is an assassin in a cute fluffy suit. I didn't expect it!
DeleteOh no! SOPHIE!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat have you done, girl?! lol
And it was NOT pretty, the poor thing.
DeleteA murderess? Yes. But she looked damn cute while doing it! No jury would convict her.
ReplyDeleteYou're a lawyer, she may require your services....but I warn you... to date she is racking up quite a rap sheet, see.
DeleteIs it just me or does she have a slightly orange hue like another murderer?
ReplyDeleteThough she is far cuter.
I think she may be nuts.
DeleteIt’s a dog’s life 🐕
ReplyDeleteIt's going to the doghouse life if she keeps this up.
DeleteA dog's gotta do what a dog's gotta do.
DeleteSophie! How could you? Don't you know that animal abuse is a sign of psychopathy? Mads, you must get Sophie to a psychiatrist immediately. She also needs to talk to a therapist about these . . . strange desires that will probably lead her to obey the voices in her head and murder the person who confines her. The middle name Lucille might be the cause of all her troubles. She doesn't know if she's Lucille Bluth (Jessica Walter) or Lucille Austero (Liza Minelli). Now I think we have a case of multiple personalities on our hands. If she has vertigo at times and falls a lot, that's when the Lucille Austero personality takes over.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie, who has been rewatching Arrested Development on Netflix
but she has auburn looking hair, could it be Lucille Ball???? Her death list is getting longer. Maybe Princess can straighten her out?
DeleteIf she cries a lot and says "OH RICKY" then she must be Lucille Ball. If necessary, you can send her to Princess, who will straighten her out with some tough love, and teach her to speak German.
Delete😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteSOPHIE!!!!!!! nOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I can only imagine the scene Mistress and aftermath. But look at that face!!!
ReplyDeleteNaughty, NAUGHTY girl! No treats for you for one whole hour - that should teach you a lesson!
ReplyDeleteThat little ankle biter didn't get any treats yesterday after the episode.
DeleteShe looks so ashamed of herself (not).
ReplyDeleteYeah right. Just today she chased another squirrel...
DeleteLillith and Buster were such good dogs, but Sophie needs remedial obedience training a.s.a.p.! Or else make her wear a muzzle when she's outside. What if her aggressive behaviour harms a neighbour's pet or child? Forty chihuahas can take down and kill a stag deer!
ReplyDeleteShe is fine with other dogs, people and childern....I think she thinks the little critters are toys and gets too rough with them. Reading other comments here apparently cockers and poodles like to stalk and hunt. Who knew?
DeleteMarvelous!
ReplyDeleteOur (late) Lilo was the prime killer here. I would call it "C.S.I Tiverton"; all i would have to work with was would be a puff of fur or entrails, a small puddle of blood. I learned early on NOT to leave the outside doors open, as she ALWAYS preferred to bring her quarry into the kitchen; nothing like a wounded and terrified bird getting loose inside. ...then there were the snakes. She would catch "The string that plays with me!" and want to bring those in as well. She has a specific, deep "I CAUGHT STRING!!!" meow coming from deep inside her while she held the prey in her fangs. I learned early on to jump when that sound came across the yard. She'd drop it (never killed those), I would rescue it and place it well away from her so it could get on with it's business.