After the last four weeks of over time, I have learned today that life is like a dick. It has its ups and it has its downs, but at least it can never stay hard forever!!!
Here's to three day weekend on the horizon!
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
I, too, am on a three-day weekend and looking forward to it!
ReplyDeleteI had no idea today is a holiday, but I generally take Fridays off from editing. Have fun!
ReplyDeleteYep.
ReplyDeleteIt cannot stay hard. If it lasts too long, call your physician!
Have a great weekend, babes!
XOXO
LMAO! "life is like a dick. It has its ups and it has its downs, but at least it can never stay hard forever" another penis tie in and yet again...your correct!
ReplyDeleteJust started my weekend with a 2 hour lunch with friends. For the rest of the weekend I am going to do as little as possible.
ReplyDeleteYou're such a philosopher!
ReplyDeleteYes henny!!!!! Right from your mouth to the tip of things.
ReplyDeleteYour just wise....well now, that certainly is a new perspective on things and it even makes sense, hahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteSometimes it gets hard when your least expect it too. Enjoy the weekend Mistress.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Love this analogy! And it is so true to boot!!!!
ReplyDeleteBut rumors abound you are cool and collect when it gets hard, whether it be life or dick?
ReplyDeleteHappy Weekend Mistress!
"It's a hard cock life, for us!" Have a good 'un... Jx
ReplyDeleteNothing wrong with a hard cock life.....
DeleteToday has been hard. But it's supposed to warm up for a few days....and there is hope on the horizon that Randy Andy will spill the tea.
ReplyDeleteIt's very mild here today and sunny. But we are suppose to get a few inches tomorrow.
DeleteInteresting perspective on life.
ReplyDeleteThink pink ! :)
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You bring out the adolescent in me. I thought there was going to be a photo of a tip.
ReplyDeleteI like to keep you all on your toes!!!
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ReplyDeleteHave a fab long weekend you deserve it
and if you don't deserve it, enjoy it anyway.
Enjoy your R&R, Maddie!
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