...and as is tradition here at the Casa du Borghese..
And if you think I'm kidding, ask the clan what happens when they dare play that fucking song from that plump cow.
No jokes. Play that song and see what happens.
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
Hmmmmmmmmm, Now I've seen both of those movies several times and I don't remember that was the record on the record player. And If it were, I didn't realize Mariah Carey was that old. You naughty, bawdy, catty, sassy, classy Mistress.
ReplyDeleteThe last time at a club date, I told the DJ, play that fucking song and get an icepick to the hear drum....and the song should be painful enough, LMAO
DeleteI am dreading the endless stream of "Festering Season" crap we are about to be deluged in - especially that fucking lumpen wibbler! Jx
ReplyDeleteThe worst thing is, with all the lovely old vintage songs in the holiday library from Brend Lee to Les Baxter, Herb Albert, the New Christy Minstrels and so on...we have to hear that fucking song every minutes it seems like. People wonder why I storm out of places when it's on.
DeleteI'm with you on that second clip.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahaha, love them both!
ReplyDeleteThat Joan Crawford GIF is brilliant!!! And I’m with Mary. A street performer here was singing that F#@king Carey song and I wanted to spit.
ReplyDeleteA good thing the Mistress wasn't with you. He would have bought a creme pie, came back, and smashed it in their pie hole.
Deleteworst yet...let someone play that song while wearing CROCS!
ReplyDeleteNOW THAT would be a nightmare from one can not awake.
DeleteThere BOTH as you. I never saw anyone get so angry over hearing that song. I'm laughing just thinking about it.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!!!!!!!! So you! Some plays that song and you'll need a Straight Jack.
ReplyDeleteThat song to you must be like what ABBA was to Anne Marie, lol.
ReplyDeleteYou may be right, lmao!!!!!!
DeleteAnd that’s why we love Joan, ladies and gentlemen! Lol!!! And of course, the Mistress.
ReplyDeleteOkay, so tell me, how did you get Gregory Peck on your sofa?
ReplyDelete"I have always known what I wanted, and that was men... in every form. Just be bold."
DeleteHilarious! I'd smash that record, too, if I had it, which will never happen.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
Janie, that would be my idea hell. Tied up for eternity listening to that song on repeat forever.
DeleteMade me laugh out loud.
ReplyDeleteWell Damn! That's one way to start the season, LOL.
ReplyDeleteMads, you need to put up that scene of Joan flipping out in a straight-jacket.:)
ReplyDeleteI’m with you about the Christmas song classics that we all grew up listening to.
-Rj
You don't need to tell me about playing that song, I'm still recovering from the welts.
ReplyDeleteJust imagine how many bad records Joan and Donna would have to smash with today's music.
ReplyDeleteThis is Therapy! I shall be playing it on a loop until 2026 is well underway!
ReplyDeleteand as much as I love Joan, Mary wins.
DeleteYou're right! With Mary's it's smashed you can never play it, with Jones the damn record will probably skip.
DeleteIt's a shame that Christmas is no longer about family and helping others. Now it's all about what stuff do I want now and you don't love me 'cos you only spent £300 on me this year.
ReplyDeleteWell that's exactly what it means to me Helen. Much like Thanksgiving it's a time for me to spend with family and friends good food and drink and sightseeing. I like some of the classic vintage Christmas songs but not these newer ones. They don't even sound like Christmas songs.
DeleteROFL!!!!!!
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