...I've long said....
Yes, I'm late half the time. And when I get the comment made, I simply give the up and down look over, and say Better late then ugly.
Now that is SHADE.
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
Truth.
ReplyDeleteBy goddess, whoever called you ugly? Slap the bitch!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd giving them a withering Joan Crawford glance over your cats-eye sunglasses at the same time, LOL!
ReplyDeleteI swear, you know me so well.
DeleteI your not joking. I can recall you saying just that when you'd be late to people. It's a wonder you didn't end up more in HR!!!!!! LMAO
ReplyDeleteWicked.
ReplyDeleteWerk!
ReplyDeleteI'd rather be late than look a mess.
XOXO
Suh-NAP!
ReplyDeleteIt ought to be plain how little you gain
ReplyDeleteby getting excited and vexed.
You'll always be late for the previous train,
and always on time for the next.
- Piet Hein
Jx
Girl... "Shade, shady! You are shady!"
ReplyDeleteI know it a terrible habit, but I'm always late. But all this magic doesn't just happen. Like you said, I'd rather be late than ugly. HA! We should get tee shirts made!
ReplyDeleteI follow Grandma's advice, "Don't leave the house before putting your lips on." I stopped wearing full makeup a long time ago but always put a bit of lipstick on!
ReplyDeleteSame! You never know who you might kiss!
DeleteSame as Melanie regarding make-up, but I like to look put together and clean - and I don't go out without penciling my eyebrows in!
ReplyDeleteSx
Same!
DeleteSome of us have more inner, than outer beauty.
ReplyDeleteBetter later than ugly - I think I would have to reschedule !
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