And I bet you thought this post was going to be about the Mistress's sexual proclivities? We passed this place in Rehoboth Beach going to the beach one day. And it smelled wonderful and decided we had to have lunch there when we came off the beach for lunch. I admit while view the menu on the window, watching two very hot daddies eating foot longs helped make the decision, and gave me some naughty mind fodder for later. The place only serves foot longs...hot dogs and sausages, so I was in. The menu was a hoot.
The family that owned the place was great. Run by Javier and Aurea Quereguan and his kids and grandkids. Moved here from Latin America, were very welcoming and had great sense of humors. The place started from a food truck and also serves, Mexican, Venezuelan and Puerto Rican plates. The whole family worked there together, and they only had about 10 tables, and once opened they were busy as hell. Upon entering we were promised a full body experience. Since I don't do anything little, I went with one called a spit roast dog. When I order it, the father yelled out, we have a spit roast! To which one of the very hot sons came out and asked it I wanted it between the buns! Of course I do! I also ordered a Coke, to which the other son asked if I wanted it in the can? I replied no, I'll take it right here.
What can I say, I'm a size queen.
And I just bet you got stuffed from both ends then?
ReplyDeleteThe menu sounds amazing, a bit pricey but hey ...footlongs!
Being stuffed from both ends can be quite delightful if it's done right.
DeleteLMAO!!!!!! "I also ordered a Coke, to which the other son asked if I wanted it in the can?"
ReplyDeleteOh, I can just imagine your mouth was watering. The place sounds very fun.
Oh, the never-ending smut and filth! Sounds right up my street. Jx
ReplyDeleteRight up your alley, with a footlong no doubt?
DeleteThe owner of that place sure has a wild sense of humour, which I like. Never seen or heard of any similar eatery in this country.......yet?
ReplyDeleteRaybeard I sure hope you have been well? I have to tell you the place was actually very good. I can't wait to go back and try some of their other dishes. Everything I saw coming out of the kitchen looked amazing. And I love Mexican Spanish and Latina food to begin with. The food and the men!
DeleteMy favourite of all foods is, or was, Mexican - vegetarian - washed down with a margharita or three. Though this is going right back to the 1980s. I haven't been to ANY restauramt at all in 30 years - not only no money but also no friends to go with (oh, weep!). They've all pre-deceased me, apart from a couple of geographically distant acquintances I occasionally e-mail with - - one now is in his mid-90s! I myself next year turn OCTOgenarian! Oh, and btw, I' ve also been teetotal for YEARS! So if anyone is looking for some fun-time with me, they might be better off searching elsewhere - and I definitely don't begrudge others taking their pleasures while they can :-)
DeleteWhat a hilarious menu, although more “little” ones than I would have expected. And to think a hetero family owns the place.
ReplyDeleteYou got that right Mitchell, I mean have you ever met a little Brazilian? I know I haven't, unless you consider 9 in small.
DeleteSadly, I have no experience with Brazilians.
DeleteIt sounds like they know their clientele and how to have fun.
ReplyDeleteThe name gets you in the door and the food makes you come ... again.
ReplyDeleteSetting aside the sodium nitrates and nitrites, I can only say the Mistress of my Existence is a comedienne extraordinaire. Mae West and Phyllis Diller ain't got nothin' on you, Babe! If you can't get a phallus in your mouth the regular way, you certainly are "open" to attempting some alternatives.
ReplyDeletethe mistress has a wee problem with gin and cock. the problem being he can't get either down his gullet quick enough.
DeleteMust you give out all my secrets!?!?!
DeleteSecret? Hahahahaha! Jx
DeleteSo when you went back for an anaconda...it was a hot dog wasn't it????? And not one of the sons?
ReplyDeleteI looked at their menu online...it sounds amazing balls.
I never suck and tell.
DeleteIs there a dog on that bun?
ReplyDeleteThere were actually two dogs on that bun. The bun was a very deep bun and the toppings are so much which is why you probably can't see them. Believe me they were there. One of the best hot dogs I've ever had.
DeleteYour kind of restaurant!
ReplyDeleteLOL, definitely your kind of place with all the inuendo. *Winks*
ReplyDeleteSounds like tons of fun in a bun with plenty of sauce!
ReplyDeleteSx
My kind of place. I'll have the spicy donkey chulo, please!
ReplyDeleteI suspect RJ that you would have absolutely loved this place.
DeleteI would like some of this.
ReplyDeleteI sometimes cannot deal with a full footlong, but I just save some for dinner.
XOXO
Luv me some foot long hot dog :)
ReplyDeleteIn LA we have Tail o’ the Pup, Pink’s and best dog for the money Costco :)
-CA jock
Maybe we should have a foot long weenie roast? Im game.
DeleteYes, I thought the post would be about your sexual proclivities and you've disappointed me. boo hoo
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
Don't worry, I have some more Tales from the Boudoir to tell!
DeleteYou can tell where my brain is.... At first, I thought you were going to tell us that members of the family had been rounded up and detained!
ReplyDeleteWhew.....