You know it's true.
Meanwhile, last night one of my "gentlemen callers" asked me to dress up like a policeman in the bedroom and arrest him for being good in bed. After two minutes, all charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.
I told a good friend of mine the other day that gay men are like underwear. He said how do you figure that Mistress. I said well, a good pair of underwear is there to lift you up and give you support. And a bad pair? Just there to touch your cock.
The other day I had an appointment with my psychiatrist to deal with my terrible anger, and he told me I should write a letter to each of them that harmed me and then burn them. A few days later I called him and told him, " Gosh, it really worked. But what should I do with all these letters now?
GROAN!
ReplyDeleteThe second one? ROTFLMAO!!!!! Your rotten Mistress!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHaha! Too funny.
ReplyDeleteThe first one was Brutal! 🤭 I mean….
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Well, that last one ... I guess they got what they deserved?? 😈😈😈
ReplyDeleteKeep this up, and stand up, with or without drag, is in your future.
ReplyDeleteWell, ya certainly don't want to mail them. Unless, of course, you think you'd like having a shower gang bang....in prison. 🤣
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laughs this morning.
Maybe it's time for Pam Demic to step out and do an open mic night? Kizzes.
ReplyDeleteI take it the pic was the "which guy is missing his banana" puzzle?
ReplyDeleteHa ha! And major groan... And the bananas, absolute truth!
ReplyDelete"Sexual fulfilment is the banana life dangles in front of us just to keep us running." - Jobriath
ReplyDeleteSometimes, those bananas aren't worth stopping for, in my experience. Jx
PS Love the first joke!
Love the banana cabanaman !
ReplyDeleteHe must come over and clean my pool, among other things ! :-)
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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