Aren't they the ugliest thing on the planet? Still, some people say they are the most comfortable thing they've ever worn. I would have to be drugged, bound and gagged to ever have them on my feet!
I know two people that own them...and the one broke her ankle twice...in them. You'd think she'd learned her lesson the first time, that fool. They were meant to be gardening shoes not worn as fashion.
See, this is what happens when you fail to spay or neuter your Crocs! If left alone in a closet they breed like hangers! The babies are kind of cute, though. Too bad they grow up.
I think the babies are feeding off the adult Crocs? Perhaps they'll devour all the normal sized ones then turn on each other, ridding the Earth of the Croc Horror for good! Perhaps.
I'm going to be completely honest, so hold judgement until you hear me out. I have 2 pairs of crocs, one made for chefs without the little holes and strap that I use while cooking because they are comfortable and the other is a flat slide, also without holes, that I use instead of slippers in the house. Operative word here is INSIDE! I never, ever wear them in public places! I find the examples shown above to be hilarious and as Robzilla said, wretched! xoxo
All crocs belong in Florida or the bayou. Let them live in the red states... where they kill off good taste and then will hopefully kill off something else as well.
Talk about microplastics!
ReplyDeleteMy nightmare....a landfill filled with crocs. Not good!
DeleteI will forever hate crocs.
ReplyDeleteConsumerism at its finest. How could the company get any tackier?
ReplyDeleteI refuse to jump on the croc bandwagon until they we can get micro mini crocs to go on our mini crocs on our crocs.
ReplyDeleteHa! That could go on ad infinitum, until we got to the sub-atomic crocs level. Perish the very thought. Jx
DeleteI second that Jon!!!!!
DeleteI swear I'd have to cut someone if I saw them in crocs with mini crocs.
ReplyDeleteNo excuses!!!!
Tundra Bunny here...
ReplyDeleteAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh no, what next?!?!?
ReplyDeletea mix of stupidity, children's games, ornaments, losing advertising strategies.
ReplyDeleteAren't they the ugliest thing on the planet? Still, some people say they are the most comfortable thing they've ever worn. I would have to be drugged, bound and gagged to ever have them on my feet!
ReplyDeleteI know two people that own them...and the one broke her ankle twice...in them. You'd think she'd learned her lesson the first time, that fool. They were meant to be gardening shoes not worn as fashion.
DeleteHahahaha
ReplyDeleteOMG talk about META!
LOL
XOXO
Crocs have to be the world's most effective form of birth control.
ReplyDeleteYou got that right.
DeleteSee, this is what happens when you fail to spay or neuter your Crocs! If left alone in a closet they breed like hangers! The babies are kind of cute, though. Too bad they grow up.
ReplyDeleteLeave that comment to you!😂😂😂😂
DeleteI think the babies are feeding off the adult Crocs? Perhaps they'll devour all the normal sized ones then turn on each other, ridding the Earth of the Croc Horror for good! Perhaps.
DeleteOy! We could've gone all decade without those!
ReplyDeleteThey are right up there with UGGS for me.
DeleteWhat a waste of materials that could have been put to better use.
ReplyDeleteSo are their wearers. Jx
DeleteI still refuse to wear those wretched things.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to be completely honest, so hold judgement until you hear me out. I have 2 pairs of crocs, one made for chefs without the little holes and strap that I use while cooking because they are comfortable and the other is a flat slide, also without holes, that I use instead of slippers in the house. Operative word here is INSIDE! I never, ever wear them in public places! I find the examples shown above to be hilarious and as Robzilla said, wretched! xoxo
ReplyDeleteWHAT!!!! Savvy....thank heavens inside....otherwise I'd be on my fainting chaise with a bromide...with gin!!! But you now I adore you lambchop.
DeleteOh hell no!!!! The original. is bad enough on its own.
ReplyDeleteAll crocs belong in Florida or the bayou. Let them live in the red states... where they kill off good taste and then will hopefully kill off something else as well.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking a burn pile myself.
DeleteNooooooooooooooooo
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