...you feel like you may cut someone reminding you of your age. Friday found me at my ever faithful Raven Resort for a night of frolic for the Woods Campground drag show and road tour. While at the bar, a queen remembered me from my early days in Harrisburg shows. This is how it went down.
Just you wait till I see her next time and grab her by the grey haired mustache.
Oh...I have no doubt that was the look you gave too.
ReplyDeleteooooooooooooooooh, bitch face!
ReplyDeletebitch face? and you have never been on the end of that stick yet. count your blessings
Deletenope, and I hope I never am! if looks could kill...
DeleteHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I have to remember that civil war crack.
ReplyDeleteI have middle aged sons, and teen and tween granddaughters! I don't have a problem with age, vanitywise. Painwise is a different story :) I'm just gonna say, oooh, Mrs. Trumbull from I Love Lucy!
ReplyDeleteMrs. Trumbull: I stopped having birthdays when I was your age. At least, I THINK I was your age. How old are you?
DeleteLucy: How old were you when you stopped?
Mrs. Trumbull: My last birthday was my 29th.
Lucy: You were just my age.
Mrs. Trumbull: That's what I figured. I was 34 at the time!
I love this, Maddie!
DeleteI just had the opposite experience when a friend asked me, during a birthday brunch, how old I was and he shaved ten years off my age.
ReplyDeleteTHAT is FABULOUS!
DeleteYes Queen! Marie Dressler is a proper queen's role model for snark!
ReplyDeleteThanks Roxxxy! For the life of me I couldn't remember that actress' name. She has always reminded me of Simon Bar Sinister from Underdog cartoons.
DeleteI don't get that. Was he blind???? You look amazing for being in your forties, I must say. And in drag stunning. Did you put the cigarette out in his hand? Bwahahahaha!!!!
ReplyDeletenormally i'd relish in this funny scenario, but damn, we know you have a fountain of youth hidden somewhere bitch.
ReplyDeleteYou remember the Civil War? Golly Gee Whiz Even I can't remember that far back.
ReplyDeleteI can't remember what happened this past FRIDAY, yet alone the civil war!
DeleteThat's the same movie where Jean Harlow says "I just read a book" and Marie Dressler does the funniest double-take I've ever seen.
ReplyDeleteOh yes, I have done a few of those double takes and need some bromide with gin in the meantime.
DeleteYou and him alone....he should be worried.
ReplyDeleteIf he sees you naked I bet he'll like what he sees.
ReplyDeleteoh!my!goodness! :-)
ReplyDeleteYes! Had I had on a pearl necklace, it would have been a pearl clutching moment.
DeleteI'm surprised you held your tongue?
ReplyDeleteThat bitch!
ReplyDeleteYou took the words right out of my mouth dear.
DeleteBarbara Streisand , Cher, just a few role models for your coming decades. Be proud to have done what you have done and still be going strong.
ReplyDeleteOh the SHADE of it all! Bet you looked absolutely fantastic and that little bitch just could not take it. You should have done the “touch this skin, darling, touch all of this skin” trick.
ReplyDeleteXoXo
I think I might love you even more for that quote from Ru's song!!!!
DeleteSo the little twit was underage and was there with his babysitter? I'd pull a major Marie Dressler myself!
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