We are still wiping tears from our eyes after last week’s elimination, in which our one true queen of one-liners, half-cartwheeled, and then sashayed, away, but we bravely soldier on with the show. We’ve got a Cher-themed episode on our hands and, according to her legendary ass, the beat goes on! The maxi challenge is a massive tribute, and not one of the best challenges in my opinion..... to RuPaul’s idol. The girls will be starring in Cher: The Unauthorized Rusical, each portraying the Dark Lady from a different era of her six-decade-long career. But this ain’t no lip-sync challenge! The girls are singing live. YIKES! It seems during the rehearsal, just about everybody had trouble with this challenge in some form. But during the main stage we finally see the queens who turned it. My observations.....
Girls.....I's a bit nervous in the rehearsal.... but when the main stage came, I was so happy to see Kameron turned it out on the challenge and stunned, yet again, on the main stage....for a win finally!!!!! You go gurl!!!
Eureka O Hara
Can I just say how pleased with Eureka I've been this season? For the fourth week in a row, Ms. O' Hara turned up the heat yet again, in another fabulous main stage look. If she keeps up this momentum, could we be seeing our first big girl win??? And that hair!!! Love you gurl, love your hair.
Asia O Hara
While her Cher left us cold and puzzled, which stands out as the worst of the bunch. She forgets the words, laughs at her own feeble attempt at a Cher impression, and laboriously stomps through the dance steps she is assigned as Movie Star Cher. At least she seems like she is having fun while she is failing. Asia’s main stage clown look hugs her curves in all the right ways...and it was nice to see her radiant smile and face this week.
The bottom two are Asia O’Hara and the Vixen, and the lip sync to “Groove Is in the Heart” is one of the most solid, particularly from Asia. In the end, this lip sync is the third strike for the Vixen, and she is sent home. Finally. I just hope she has learned her lesson being on the show. It's fine to be true to yourself, and express yourself, but you do not always have to attract flies with vinegar...try some honey once in a while. Bye Felicia!
And did I mention I would probably sleep with Billy Eichner?
I have his Grindr hook up right here.