Friday, August 12, 2016

GLAMOROUS + CAMPING

glamping. n. 1. a form of camping in which participants enjoy physical comforts associated with more luxurious types of holiday. [C21: blend of gay+glamorous+ camping].......

And it's where I'm off too!!! I'm heading out bright and early up to the Pocono Mountains to the lovely Woods Campground for their annual Illuminations Weekend!!! I'm sure to have a few weenies, multiple cock-a-tails, see old friends and some time in nature, and a dip in the pool!!! What trouble COULD I possibly find? 

I'll see y'all next week!!!

33 comments:

  1. I hope you have a safe trip and a great time. What trouble could you get in? LOL!

    I'm going to be a football fan for a few hours this weekend. The Oakland Raiders will be on NFL Network tonight!

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  2. Have a naked blast! Consume as many weenies as possible... Take it a little easy on the cock-a-tails, and the trouble which finds you (or that you find) will ever so much more enjoyable! Safe travels. And hugs for my mistress!!

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    1. his pop up will be popular, i'm sure.

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  3. Watch out for bears! I don't want to hear of you sandwiched between four bears! I wish I could go....never been gay clamping.

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    1. if he get sandwiched between bears, there will be nothing left.

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  4. weenies + cock-a-tails + naked nature = debauchery glamping weekend! sounds FABULOUS!

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  5. Have a wonderful time! I really need to try this gay glamping thing Mistress. And I just bet your going to pop champagne.

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  6. Careful of them thar Bears!

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  7. When aren't you lettin it all hang out? Thank goodness there is a pool!

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  8. MISTRESS!!!! I AM IN TRASIT TO THE WOODS!!!!!!!! Ihad to check this place out after reading your numerous post. I know cell and internet reception sucks up there,or if you even get this.....but would love to meet and hang out with The INFAMOUS MISTRESS BORGHESE!!!!!!

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    1. reception is very bad there.ill get word to him if i can. otherwise just follow the empty gin bottles...should leed you to his site.

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    2. Cooper...You will LOVE HIM! Just watch out you don't get hit by the swinging pendulum between his legs

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    3. @ Cooper-You'll LOVE it!!!!

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    4. Lucky!!!!!! I hope your able to meet the Mistress!

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  9. Is it even legal to travel so much and have this much fun? Love the bearing waving! Have a great weekend Mistress!

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  10. GLAMPING!!!! At least there you can let it all hang out if you want, instead of wearing your square cuts, which leaves absolutely NOTHING to the imagination. Have a blast.

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  11. WHAT! IM SO JEALOUS! Next summer I swear Im coming out there to go there. The place from your pass post, looks so fun.

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  12. And just remeber once in the shower Mistress, if a man ask to use your loofah, he wants your "other" loofah.

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  13. Have a wonderful time!!! xoxoxox

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  14. Camping? Glamping! Oh no. This bitch is too high maintenance to do the camping thing. But I wish you loads of fun on your trip.

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  15. What trouble COULD I possibly find? Where should I start? Have a great time....looking forward to some pictures maybe.

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  16. The place looks great. Have a good time glamping! This has been on our bucket list.

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  17. Oh my! Clothing optional! You tarty, little tramp!!!! I know you will GLAMP!!!!

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    1. Camp, glamp, tramp and vamp....i had them all covered.

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  18. Bears are always friendly in the bushes!!!

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  19. Have a great time, Mistress, but look out for the bears! You often attract big ones on a glamping trip!

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  20. Anonymous8/13/2016

    Ewh. Camping. It's my absolute nightmare. Shouldn't you be checking in to a suite? Take some advice from me, avoid anything hairy which moves in the night.
    JP

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  21. You couldn't possibly have picked a HOTTER weekend to hang outdoors!

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  22. The Poconos aka the Honeymoon Capital of the World.

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    1. If the honeymoon included a gin bottle, then yes, it was a good one.

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  23. So glad we got to meet up!!!!! Your were so hospitable and ever so adorable!!!!! The weekend lived up to exactly as you posted, and what a friendly place!!! I was very pleased and blown away with the place. I'll definitely be back again.

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Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!